| Proof that Yao Ming had sex with Cousin It:
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| So, I'm finally back at Westfield (bout damn time). I guess most people don't read my xanga because it seems like everyone who saw me on Tuesday damn near had a heart attack. However, it goes without saying that being a guy and hearing multiple girls scream out your name is an ego boost. Judging by the looks on faces, either some of my friends were exaggerating the fact that I had returned, or I really have a profound effect on them. Whatever the case, I certainly won't argue with receiving more hugs in one day than I had the entirety of this school year prior to going to Highpoint. |
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| I present you with the reverse side of the Wisconsin state quarter:
Wisconsin: The only place on Earth where cows, corn, and cheese are progressive.
I should be back at Westfield Tuesday, in case you guys were wondering. |
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| Cold turkey doesn't sound very tasty. |
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